An Apology

Issue a public apology. This can be as funny or as serious or as creative as you want it to be.

 Dear Sean (I chose you because I know that you're one of the few people who reads this blog daily),

I am sorry for my many annoying habits that must drive you crazy.

Specifically, I'm sorry that I pick up after you & put away your things so often that you end up thinking you misplaced them. I'm sorry that I make us stick to a (sometimes) crazy household budget. I'm sorry that I wear sweatpants far more often than lingerie and that I usually fall asleep by 9pm. I'm sorry that I'm not one of those "dinner is ready & on the table by 6pm every night" kind of wives (but actually, for this one, I'm not that sorry). I'm sorry that I always, ALWAYS need a plan and that without one I am kind of a mess. I'm sorry that I am always cold and make you turn up the heat even when you're sweating. I'm sorry that I have failed majorly at buying you decent birthday gifts for the past few years (but I promise to make up for this one at Christmas)! I'm sorry for being so obsessed with Disney that I rarely give other vacation spots a second thought. I'm sorry that I get mad at you for things like not loading the dishwasher well enough. I'm sorry I'm not as beautiful or confident as a lot of other women.

But I'm not sorry that we found each other. Or that, despite everything that I listed above (and more...), you somehow still love me. For that, I am eternally thankful <3